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fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

hiatusisso2yearsago:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

the fact that this makes sense to me pisses me off

thegreenlightburnsallnight:

If you’re attractive but a shitty person well yeah you are still attractive but fuck you

^its funny because i wrote this months ago before i ever slept with him but it is in fact about the same person and i should’ve trusted my instinct.

"I wonder if you know yet that you’ll leave me. That you
are a child playing with matches and I have a paper body.
You will meet a girl with a softer voice and stronger arms and she
will not have violent secrets or an affection for red wine or eyes
that never stay dry. You will fall into her bed and I’ll go back
to spending Friday nights with boys who never learn my last name.

I have chased off every fool who has tried to sleep beside me
You think it’s romantic to fuck the girl who writes poems about you.
You think I’ll understand your sadness because I live inside my own.
But I will show up at your door at 2 am, wild-eyed and sleepless.
and try and find some semblance of peace in your breastbone
and you will not let me in. You will tell me to go home.
"

fuckyeahfeminists:

loosescrewslefty:

powerpuff-save-the-day:

Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.

Truth

sscars:

thedreadpiratejames:

this slaps you in the face with reality

omfg actually laughing

sscars:

thedreadpiratejames:

this slaps you in the face with reality

omfg actually laughing

the-wolf-of-baker-street:

~sunny outside~

sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

Kotama Bouabane’s complete Melting Words (2007).

fitchris25:

Me.